After several attempts to friend T-Pain on facebook, I have have come to the conclusion that he is avoiding me. Somehow, I have offended him. I can't figure out what I did. Was I not loyal enough as a fan? True, I only became a fan because I fell in love with Freaknik but that shouldn't be held against me! Am I not hood enough? That's just ridiculous. I assure you all, I'm mad gansta.
Personally, I think Mr.Pain and I would be very good friends. For one, we've both got the funk. Secondly, we have similar tastes in purple top hats. We enjoy good liquor, sweet beats, sexy bitches and auto-tuning. So why the cold shoulder, T-Pain?
I can only hope that someday, he will see that we are cosmically fated to be best friends.
*Edit*
It's been brought to my attention that facebook has a friend limit. However, I don't think this is an excuse. There are tons of people who could easily be deleted in order to make room for me.
Psh facebook's tryin to keep the (wo)man down! I say if someone wants to be friends with T-Pain, by god, they should be able to be friends with T-Pain!
ReplyDeleteGah. Facebook's trying to ruin our friendships!