T-Pain should add me on Facebook.

After several attempts to friend T-Pain on facebook, I have have come to the conclusion that he is avoiding me. Somehow, I have offended him. I can't figure out what I did. Was I not loyal enough as a fan? True, I only became a fan because I fell in love with Freaknik but that shouldn't be held against me! Am I not hood enough? That's just ridiculous. I assure you all, I'm mad gansta.

Personally, I think Mr.Pain and I would be very good friends. For one, we've both got the funk. Secondly, we have similar tastes in purple top hats. We enjoy good liquor, sweet beats, sexy bitches and auto-tuning. So why the cold shoulder, T-Pain?

I can only hope that someday, he will see that we are cosmically fated to be best friends.

*Edit*

It's been brought to my attention that facebook has a friend limit. However, I don't think this is an excuse. There are tons of people who could easily be deleted in order to make room for me.

An Introduction

So I'm going to be a blogger, I guess. I've thought about doing this for a long time, but never actually got around to it.

I suppose I should start with something about myself before I launch into posts that will hopefully be amusing or entertaining.

My name is Ki. I'm currently 21. I'm from New Jersey.



This is me. As you can clearly see, I am very ferocious and I also have invisible arms.

Usually, I babble nonsense, but occasionally, I have interesting things to say.